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    6/29/2009

    活物

        南方什么活物都有。
        正在刷碗,听见头顶的吊柜里面有细小的响声。打开柜子一看究竟,天啊,里面居然密密麻麻的挂着十多只蝙蝠!有光进入柜子,蝙蝠们有一些骚动,向避光的地方稍微移动了一下。看来这些蝙蝠是通过抽油烟机排风管道和墙的缝隙进来的。
        我还是第一次见到如此真实的蝙蝠。没有闲心去仔细观察了,马上关柜子。是福还是祸啊?不管了,要想办法弄走这些活物。回想学过的各种知识。知识真是学得太多了,若干方法马上出现。先去找一个手电,开始照它们。这些活物只是向避光的地方微挪了一点。我干脆把手电放到柜里,关上柜门。柜子里面亮,外面暗,你们总该飞走了吧。过了半小时,打开柜门,居然还都在!随手操起一瓶威猛先生去油烟喷雾,向柜里狂喷,然后关柜门。
        然后等效果,顺便向拉面同志诉苦,南方居然什么活物都有。他说北方也有,还鼓动我去抓。我胆子便也大了点,开始抓!打开柜门,活物们终于少了点,看来威猛先生还是有效果的,不过它的广告可是宣称没有异味的。还剩下几只活的,柜里还有原来剩下的筷子,我便把活物们一只只夹住,然后扔到窗外。第6只,第7只,终于把它们都请出了我的吊柜。用最快的速度用报纸塞住全部的缝隙!

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    扬 杨wrote:
    我的妈呀~好吓人啊。。。我最怕这些有的没的的生物了。。。
    July 16
    wennli liwrote:
    真的嚇人呀。。。
    July 6
    岩 崔wrote:
    蝙蝠都活着,只是他们不喜欢这个味道。
    July 5
    媛媛 董wrote:
    威猛先生可以当杀虫剂使?蝙蝠到底喷死了没啊╮(╯_╰)╭?
    July 5
    Tiantian DAIwrote:
    很久以前我家的窗帘后面也有蝙蝠。停下人的
    June 30
    异类 王wrote:
    ....小崔抓蝠记!!
    June 30
    chww chwrote:
    听说红烧蝙蝠是一道佳肴。。。不能浪费啊。。。
    June 30

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